THE ASSMELL..(ass smell...or as smell) and saving the world

i pity u guys/gals who actually stink and have an aversion towards perfumes... that's understandable (being stinking) esp over here in the tropics... u don't have any potions but perhaps sweat it out... and the sweat may just remain there l;eaving u uneasy.... harborin more bacteria who let out those wonderful smells,.. hey certainly u'r not at fault... one day a a hitherto non stinking person may just be probably th latest yardstick in stinkingness..if there's a word like that... but u get the pt rt..?... here's a one step solution to all ur problems...esp if ur that kind having an aversion towards the smell as i said before....

here's it..... think abt it... u hate perfumes.... smell pinching u'r nose... maybe nauseating even.... so if by anyway u can let thet smell of the perfume go elsewhere rather than ur nose.... u'r problem is solved...rt..? and all the while the perfume should remain on your body so the pri mary problem of u being stinking (just in case u've forgotten it by now) is solved.....the human body's such a wonderful contraption that probably the only thing i've understood learning abt it until now is that a lifetime's too short to learn abt it... we'll talk of the body sum other time... the pt is that u can spray the perfume in such a way that u don't get the smell.... the only place i can think of ...is........... well u guessed it rt..... right in between the buttocks.. there'e a question of reaching there.. but let's assume that u can do that in some way... so what happens wen the perfume is applied there and only there... trake this scenario... a man comes to u walking... and he's repelled by u'r stinking demeanour...i mean stink... and he walks away fast.... then suddenly the wiff of the perfume 4m ur butt catches his nostrils by surprise,.... he leaves having a different opinion altogether now...like... (i thot he was a stunk ... but hey he smells so nice .... )...

that's not the only benefit.... if u'r the farting kind.... here's something that is an incentive for you to fart.... for every decent fart of yours.... max permeation for the perfume.... so u don't have to have anymore restraints on your diet...(esp potatoes)....more so u've got every reason to eat more potatoes./... i'm not speking for the potato farmers... but the per capita potato consumption will increase manifold....more profit for the farmers.... less poverty suicides... people who are moree emotionally strong.... see how stinking people can make a difference by a single noble thoughtful gesture of their's...